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[16 May 2008|01:11pm]
i flew to richmond Virginia to visit my boyfriend while hes recording up there.


he dumped me.
sent me home
and uhh i was at the airport for 3 hours in the middle of the pitch black night till my flight arrived.
cool.
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[28 Sep 2007|04:22pm]
i know people read this shit just leave me comments ok?

fyi
i dont do anything
i make fun of everyone
and slap my friends in my face literally.
and i piss blood from time to time ya im a discusting human. deal with it.
and sometimes i freak myself out by telling myself that im a lesbian . haha BYE.
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[13 Sep 2007|05:22pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

fucking great i just pissed blood.
and my bladder burnz like a freakin fire
fuck dillards
fuck summer
i hope they choke/gag and then get infected from black cock.


woo hooooo
today was funny
bought more juicy couture shit?? BLEH.
oh ya
and i love those people who act like they are hot shit cuz they saved up for 2 years to buy ONE pair of Gucci sunglasses. hahahah uhm you arent hot shit CONGRATS IT TOOK YOU 2 YEARS TO AFFORD THEM screw you cumstain hahah does anyone know what im talking about?!?!?!?!?!?!

LOVE LAURA

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arg [08 Jul 2007|02:23pm]
i feel like i cant talk to anyone anymore except total strangers.i dont even know who i am anymore i hate that i cant talk to friends about my problems i feel like they dont care and look down on me like they pitty me or something. im really weak i wake up everyday with the same problems nothings getting solved i guess im asking for help... i just need a shoulder to cry on or someone to listen .
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[21 Jun 2007|01:38pm]
everyones a douchebag now.
DEAR DAVID STERN I HOPE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING YOU FINE MARK CUBAN HE DONATES THE EXACT AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU FINE HIM TO A CHARITY.THANKS REFS FOR FAVORING SUPER STARS AND MAKING REIDCULOUSE CALLS.I STILL BELIEVE!
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call my belly ocean [24 May 2007|12:34am]
if u havent seen me in a while: ive gained 50 pounds and i listen to grunge




blwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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[09 May 2007|10:06pm]










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hillary duff smokes crack [10 Mar 2007|12:48am]
DUDE HILLARY DUFF
I CANT WAIT TILL YOU COME TO DALLAS THINKING YOUR THE SHIT
AND YOUR ASS KICKED
COOL.
HAHAHA
EVERYONE HATES YOU F.Y.I




oh yea my birthday is in 6 days
i miss my boyfriend and best friend more than anything right now
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[09 Mar 2007|01:37am]
-celia

-gettin drunk and macin' on my bf till 4 in the morning

-hottubs and hookah
latur

oh yea my birthday is march 16
im gunna be 18 tatoos and shit
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i will destroy da human race FUKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZ [11 Jan 2007|10:51pm]
[ mood | celia has the hook up ]

my doggie peaches had to be put down today =\ im gunna miss that sweet angel so much she was such a sweet chill dog ugh... im so sad ive known her all my life . the only person who understands is freakin klorman.

this friday should be fun
going to hang out with baby klorman at school
then we are goign back to celias and taking a huge afternoon nap in her comfy waterbed with barney barn her doggy
THENNNN we are gunna do our nails hahahahah cuz im forcing her to.
after that i think we are going to some gay show i have no idea but i know it will be funny.

omg i love celia so effing muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh shes so bootyfull.
uhm yea so

MARCH 16 MY BIRTHDAY SET YOUR GOALS IS PLAYING!
MARCH 17 CELIA AND I ARE GOING TO HOUSTONS TO SEE SWORN ENEMY AND ANIMOSITY
MARCH 18TH SWORN ENEMY IS PLAYIGN IN DALLAS WTF??? YESSSSS

IM SO EXCITED ABOUT MY LIFE.

R.I.P PEACHES I LOVE YOU

-laura

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AUSTIN STEWART. [07 Jan 2007|10:19pm]
today i was austins funeral... ive never cried so much in my life... ive never felt so much love and pasion for one person come together in one room. ive never seen so many eyes filled with tears. austin you are so beautiful everything about you was so bright . everytime ive ever talked to you or seen you you always had a glow about you that put a smile on everyones face... i will miss you so much austin stewart.i know your smilling down on everyone from heaven with those big eyes of yours shinning and that big smile of yours gleaming. for your honor i will promise to you to do something in this world that will make a difference if its big or small i wanna do something... for you that will make a difference.

i know you dont want me nor anyone else to cry till my face hurts i will try to be strong liek you thru this. i will try my best.

i will always remember you austin and the years we shared.

REST IN PEACE BABYCAKES
SING FOR ME IN HEAVEN
DANCE FOR ME
AND MAKE SURE YOU WEAR THOSE AVIATOR SUNGLASSES WHEN WE MEET AGAIN/
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A LETTER TO A SOLDIER [04 Jan 2007|04:40pm]
VIVA LA KIM

DEAR KIM.
CELIA KLORMAN AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH EVEN THO WE DO NOT SUPPORT YOUR WITCH CRAFT AND SATAN WORSHIP RITUALS AND WE DONT SUPPORT ROBIN EITHER.. SHE'S VERY SMELL. KIND OF LIKE DOG TURDS.

LOVE,LAURA M GEDEON
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EVERYBODY LOVES A LITTLE KIM HAHAHAH LIFE RO0LZ [29 Dec 2006|01:05am]
AHAHAH WTF HAHAHA

KIM DONT BE PISSED CUZ YOU 5 FOOT NOTHING ANDYOU HATE YUORU LIFE OK STOP.JUST LET ME LOVE YOU ..

low down notion: LAURA, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
OH THEEE TERROR: KIM!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUR SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE GIRL
low down notion: hahaha.
OH THEEE TERROR: HAVE U GOTTEN YOUR PERIOD YET?
low down notion: OMGOrZ, NoZ!
OH THEEE TERROR: =\ WIERD,
low down notion: i was kidding...
OH THEEE TERROR: awwwwwkwarrrdddd
low down notion: i got my period a good three years ago or so.
low down notion: hahaha.
OH THEEE TERROR: its ok
OH THEEE TERROR: i was a late bloomer too
OH THEEE TERROR: its nothign to be ashamed of
low down notion: hahah.
OH THEEE TERROR: i didnt start getting tall till 8th grade to you have time.
OH THEEE TERROR: i promise.
low down notion: haha, thanks.
OH THEEE TERROR: NO PROB
OH THEEE TERROR: kim are youa junior.
low down notion: no, sophmore.
OH THEEE TERROR: so..
OH THEEE TERROR: you were a fish last year
low down notion: exactly.
OH THEEE TERROR: WTF!?
OH THEEE TERROR: that makes me feel wierd.
OH THEEE TERROR: kinda like a loser.
low down notion: why?
OH THEEE TERROR: cuz sometimes i think of ways to make you love me =( like.. brining a small vase of a pretty flower to your house.
OH THEEE TERROR: or maybe a note saying a special thank you for being so sweet with my perfume sprayed on it.
OH THEEE TERROR: or maybe if i bought you some socks. with yoru innicials on them =(
low down notion: hahahahha.
low down notion: dude, you're creepy...
OH THEEE TERROR: KIM
OH THEEE TERROR: YOUR A SHORT FAGGOT FUCK YOU
OH THEEE TERROR: I JUST TRY AND BE NICE
OH THEEE TERROR: AND YOU BRING THE ENTIRE MOOD DOWN
low down notion: I HATE YOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU
low down notion: CREEEEPO.
OH THEEE TERROR: AND DONT THINK WARNIGN ME OVER AIM WILL BREAK MY SPIRIT
OH THEEE TERROR: CUZ I WILL ALWAYS BE TALLER THAN YOU
OH THEEE TERROR: AND YORU MEXICAN GIRLFRIEND
low down notion: hahahaha.
OH THEEE TERROR: ..dont laugh.
OH THEEE TERROR: my emotions arent a joke.
OH THEEE TERROR: you know what kim i try and defend you
low down notion: dude, saturday i am going to be the proud owner of a five month old kitten.
low down notion: :-)
OH THEEE TERROR: wtf why
OH THEEE TERROR: you cant handle friendship... how can you be held respondsable for a KITTIN
low down notion: because i hate humans, i love animals...and not in creepy way.
low down notion: hahah.
low down notion: i'm gonna go though. i'll talk to you later!
OH THEEE TERROR: ....bye bitch
low down notion signed off at 12:13:08 AM.
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[23 Dec 2006|01:40am]
[ mood | celia crazed ]

10 reasons i hate kids

and im never having one
and incase i do get knocked up
im having a abortion asap..
yea.. im pro-abortion
DEAL WITH IT

1)humans within humans is absolutly horrifying
2) yea they are cute.. for the first few months then they grow up in to toddlers..ew
3) they are sickening
4) child birth is "the most painfull expirience!!" yadda yadda NOT WORTH IT
5) THEY ARE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS
6) $$
7) once you have a mutant... you have to raise it...
8) they touch everything
9) i know im selfish
10) if anythign adopt... that way you dont have to get your boobs sucked on every 3 hours ( which causes sagging and loss of feeling in da nips) and your prolly savin a life


i really dont care if you get all excited all hyped up about this.. i mostly wont care.


i miss my favorite jewstastic lady celia.. i cant wait till she feels better and shit. i cant wait to hug her and watch tv with her and eat bueno with her and laugh and make fun of people and all that jazz i miss her more than anyone right now and yes. i love her

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YOU'RE THE JOKE [11 Dec 2006|01:41pm]
HAHAHYAH LAST NIGHT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE IVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
SORRY I DONT SLEEP EAT AND BREATH DEATH THREAT GAY FUCKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sweet im prolly never goign to a show again. hahahahaha
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MAXWELL STONE IS MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE [08 Dec 2006|09:36pm]
yea.. i listen to howie day wtf are ya gunna do about it?

i need something new .....
im getting my hair done on monday im getting died all dark brown so i dont look like a huge mexican anymore, and im thinking about putting turqoise in my bangs?? maybe/? what color looks good with dark dark brown?!!!!!!/.??sd/f

btw hot-rox are the shit.

im so fucking happy i dont have bacne AH SUCKASSS
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[08 Dec 2006|02:28pm]
[ mood | wtf ]

THIS WEATHER IS GAY AS HELL.
IM GETTING A BLACK WIDOW TATTOO ON MY NECK
MY NAME IN BARBWIRE ACROSS MY LOWER BACK AND TRIBAL ON MY COOCHIE.not really ;(
I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL YOU TURDS AT MENTAL.

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seirously.. im still alive oh yea im moving to houston. [04 Dec 2006|01:44pm]
[ mood | cool az sheeit ]

ok so last weekend jason his brother and i went to houston to visit his cousin ashley.

well houston is the bomb and ashley showed me downtown and we went to a club and it was hilariouse and i booty anced to david banner and uhh it was funscape all over again it was fucking hilariouse my fatass  dancing in the clubs.

and ashley's boyfriend lives in germany and pays for her to come down like every few months and takes her all over europe and spain and greece and all this shit .. its incredible. and hes hot. but hes kinda huge.like... a military man huge

unpredictable is my fav song ever ludah is so smooth and fly.
i have a creepy smile
getting drunk with jasons mom all the time is the shit.daquris are my life its pussy but i dont care.
creepy ass smile.
 demons are the shit
 sup tits.

 

but really tho i dont care what anyone says houston is the bomb i love the polution i love all the black people and uhh its legit.

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turdz [02 Nov 2006|11:07pm]
[ mood | latino love ]

my party was the shit.


i need to get my nails done .

im gunna do the mexican hat dance and make some pinattas for 5 cents with my dad and maybe sell some tequitos to the dudes who are building some houses across the street .. thats how my people do it.. NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LYF3 RO0LZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

working out everyday is the shit.
im getting a job and danas dance with jess... and uhh im gunna teach little babies how to move it move it.whatever i dont even understand how i get myself into these situations

im getting my hair done soon

" the fat girl at school made me sad" -mary grace
" only losers wear overalls on the first day of school"-mary grace
" im the only princess is this house"-mary grace
" OH NO MY FATHER RAN OVER A DEER OH NO"-mary grace
" NOONE WANTS YOU HERE GO HOME"- MARY GRACE
" i hate myself i have no heart" mary grace

mary grace is four years old.
and kicks ass
hell yes.

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FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK..WE SOLUTE YOU [17 Oct 2006|09:21pm]
uhh i got hit by a cement truck today the truck of my car is fuqqed im fine just freaked out=(

my new house is legit.

my halloween party/BBQ/strobelightbigbootydance/costume party/house show
is going to be da bomb.

I OFFICIALLY OWN A CONFEDERATE FLAG.. AND YES... I SEWED IT INTO A TUBE TOP

sweet

ew im still fweeked out about my wreck ugh =(
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